Hacking is your Weapon!!!
“The home of the great bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen but this is the king of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest; a safe haven for dragons everywhere. We all live under his care and his command.”
An actual text I sent my friend this week
so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that literally none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks
I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.
He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding
I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
💥✨Sooo excited to have just unpacked these magical shades!!💥✨
New eyewear brand coming soon!!🌈😍🌈😍🌈😍
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this